Hi, Polychrome!

Okay, here's my first stab at Netimaniacs material.  Mind you, any stories
I send you will have to be strictly be over through the e-mail; I can't
seem to be able to send attachments.

Good Idea/Bad Idea

Good Idea: Feeding your dog.
(Mr. Skullhead feeding his dog.)

Bad Idea:  Feeding nulls.
(Mr. Skullhead feeding nulls, which proceed to drain him of energy.)

***

Good Idea:  Joining the Guardians.
(Mr. Skullhead in Guardian uniform and icon, and using a keytool.)

Bad Idea:  Joining the Virues.
(Mr. Skullhead being infected by Megabyte.  He's dark blue and wears a
green and black icon.)

***

Good Idea:  Walking your dog.
(Mr. Skullhead walking his dog.)

Bad Idea:  Walking Frisket.
(Mr. Skullhead sticking out of Frisket's mouth.)

***

Good Idea:  Making Matrix your friend.
(Mr. Skullhead helping Matrix fight a virus.)

Bad Idea:  Making Matrix your enemy.
(Matrix shoots Mr. Skullhead, who falls apart.)

***

Good Idea:  Being friendly to AndrAIa.
(Mr. Skullhead tipping his hat as Matrix introduces him to AndrAIa.)

Bad Idea:  Being TOO friendly to AndrAIa.
(Mr. Skullhead kisses AndrAIa's hand and is immendiently blown away by
Matrix.)

***

Good Idea:  Having tea with friends.
(Mr. Skullhead sitting around, having tea with some nice, old ladies.)

Bad Idea:  Having tea with Hexadecimal.
(Mr. Skullhead sitting in Hexadecimal's lair, having tea and eating some
very suspeious-looking biscuits.)

***

Good Idea:  Helping the Mainframers win a game.
(Mr. Skullhead, dressed as a knight, makes the winning blow to the User as
Bob, Matrix, and others cheer.)

Bad Idea:  Helpling the User win a game.
(Mr. Skullhead, dressed as a knight, accidently beats Bob.  Game Over.
Everyone, including Mr. Skullhead, are nullified.)

***

Good Idea:  Handing Bob his tools while he works on his car.
(Mr. Skullhead handing Bob a wrench.)

Bad Idea:  Handing Bob Mike the T.V. while he works on his car.
(Mr. Skullhead hands Bob Mike the T.V.  Bob immediently drops Mike on Mr.
Skullhead.)

***

Good Idea:  Helping out at Dot's Diner.
(Mr. Skullhead waiting on tables at Dot's Diner.)

Bad Idea:  Helping out at Al's Wait and Eat.
(Mr. Skullhead waiting on tables at Al's, only to have his arm eaten by
number 7.)

***

Good Idea:  Playing baseball with Enzo.
(Mr. Skullhead batting as Little Enzo pitches the ball.)

Bad Idea:  Playing baseball WITH Enzo.
(Mr. Skullhead batting with Little Enzo as the bat.)

***

Good Idea:  Giving your dog a bath.
(Mr. Skullhead washing his dog in a large, wooden tub.)

Bad Idea:  Giving Frisket a bath.
(Mr. Skull head washing Frisket in a large, wooden tub.  Frisket growls,
then proceeds to eat Mr. Skullhead.)

***

Good Idea:  Drinking an energy shake at Dot's Diner.
(Mr. Skullhead drinking an energy shake while sitting at the counter at
Dot's.)

Bad Idea:  Being a biscuit at Hex's tea party.
(Hexadeciaml offers a platter of biscuits to audience.  Mr. Skullhead is
one of the biscuits.)

***

How's that for starters?

Take care and write back.

Jo Ann Montgomery, User Guardian One.
(Amazon, in the Chat Rooms.)